21 March 2018

We think dear child may have been playing with himself and contributing to the problem with balanitis.

He wanted to get on our bed, under the blanket to watch some telly, so we let him, and dear wife got under the blanket also, it was cold a couple of days ago, we had very cold air from the east. He pulled the blanket up to his head, and after a few minutes said something very much along the lines of "mummy, is it ok if I touch my willy".

We strongly suspect he does something like this in the mornings. Our dear child is starting to grow up, in a way I am a bit sad about this. I another it is great to see that he is growing up and developing, I don’t want him to remain a child forever.

For some reason his muslin cloth is vooshy. Whatever that means.

His reading age is that of a six-year-old, apparently.